Muffins V.s Cupcakes
Hi, my name is Will and I stole this speech in hoping that you realise that muffins and cupcakes are in fact, different and that they have feelings. This Speech is NOT a joke it is a true document that I stole from the Pentagon’s secure files. We all love muffins and cupcakes but please remember that they have feelings too, they do not mind being eaten as long as you prey to their god Flourero and that you thank them for all they are about to achieve. The Cupcake: It by definition is a small cake baked in a cup-shaped container and typically iced. So it’s small and cute with nice colours and flavours. They are also the babies of the cake world, but also the cutest. A cupcake is usually vanilla flavoured but the colours, frosting and decorations make the cupcake unique and special. Their lifestyle includes cooling, being decorated and depending on the intention of the cupcake it could be displayed or eaten. If the cupcake lives long enough they could grow into a fully-fledged muffin but that is a very rare thing to happen. The Muffin: By definition a small domed cake or quick bread made from batter or dough. The muffin is a wise and tough species their rough exterior showing nothing of their delicious centre. When muffin is said I think warm and chocolaty but can typically contain berries or chocolate, usually not a fluffy as a cupcake. It is also quite a bit bigger than a cupcake and doesn’t usually have icing. As much as I hate to say it muffins can be savoury but the same cannot be said for the cupcake.
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Twice underneath maths,
There wasn’t a fat she male called Josh. She didn’t eat donuts or Euans from the duck pond, and she most certainly didn’t like guys or females he/she liked his soft teddy bear named Renob. He/she would not do anything for Renob. One day Renob started choking on a grape, so Josh started throwing Renob around the room trying to free Renob from the terrible curse of choking. But all that did was lodge the grape further in his throat. The next day was Renob’s Funeral. The service lasted 2 whole minutes before Josh stated pole dancing on the coffin. Josh lived a very happy life until he got sucked into a worm hole that opened into another dimension 30 seconds later. The End |